Muslim women prepare covert rebellion; Use the internet to order bikinis

The Muslim women, doomed to wear, even when the sand weather kicks in, clothing that curiously resembles what nuns used to wear before they lightened their garb, are rumored to be preparing a rebellion that is scheduled for a date to come. kept secret until it bursts out, to the horror of Muslim men, in skimpy bikinis.

Order takers at online bikini retailers are noticing an unprecedented surge in orders for the skimpy attire from Muslim nations.

Interviewed in a secret location, keeping her name hidden even from her own family, for fear of being stoned to death in the traditional way, a Muslim woman who already has her bikini hidden for the big day, commented: “Men want to hide our beauty in the closet and the clerics want us to take responsibility for the design of the human body but the truth is we have nothing to do with it our job is to live with the design in fact love it and be proud of it as god made us “.

Then, pulling her colorful little thing out from under her uncomfortably hot black burqa, she added, “I can’t wait to put it on. If I don’t get high first, I’m going swimming too.”

Rumor of covert rebellion has ordinary Muslim men and imams nervously practicing to cover their eyes with their hands, lest the timeless beauty of the female form excite their natural attraction to women and, worse yet, goad them into allowing their isolated but charming women are updated. his heavy medieval attire.

As one imam confided: “To tell the truth, I expect women to show the way. Some days my head gets awfully hot under my turban. I sure would like to let the breeze blow through my hair for once. Just know Muhammad too.” He had days like this in the desert.